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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo who?
Don’t cry its only a joke!!!

What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonkey!

Do you want to hear a story about a pencil?
There’s no point to it!

What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?>
You are too small to be smoking… !!

Kurtis aged 10 - From Kilcock in Ireland

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
He wanted to find Pluto!

Whats green and goes up and down ...................
A pea (or maybe she meant pee LOL) in a lift

Dani aged 8 - From Grimsby

what do you call a big banana in an apple tree?

Bron aged 8 - From UK

Why did the banana go to the doctors?
because he wasnt peeling very well!

What do skeletons like to eat?
Ready neck!

Lucy aged 5 - From UK

what do you call a pair of robbers?
a pair of knickers.

how many adders does it take to change a light bulb?
let's go ride bikes....

anon aged 21!

what's black n white n raed all over???
a newspaper

Not it isn't - I thought it was a zebra crossing!!!

Or then again it could be a penguin with nappy rash!!!!!!

woman went into a cafe and ordered a large ice cream with all the toppings
waitress said do you want a cherry on that

lady said no im on a diet
anon aged 9

What do you get if you put a sheep on a trampoline?

A wooly jumper

What do you get if you put a pig in your bedroom?

A pig stye

What do you get if you put a cow on a trampoline?


What do you get if you cross a rooster and a poodle and a ghost?

A cockapoodleboo !!

These are my two favirote joke. My mum and I have just found out that I have ADD. We have just found this site and both really enjoyed it.

Why did the computer sneeze?
Because it had a virus.

Knock knock
who's there
barbie who?
Barbie Q

Stephen aged 9 - From surrey

From Karl in Northampton

a woman was in a gambling casino for the first time. at the roulette she says i have no idea what number 2 play. a young man good-looking man nearby suggests she play her age. smileing at the man she puts her a money on number 32. the wheel is spun and the number 41 comes up. the smile drifted from the womans face and she faited

From Karl age 11 years

Hey I'm Jenny

and here is my joke

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo, and a sheep?
Ans: A wooly jumper!!!! Ha! Ha! Hee! Hee

From Jenny

My joke

why was 6 scared of 7?
Ans: because 7 eight 9


Hi Richard,

Here is a joke for you.

What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat?
Ans: A milky baa kid!!!

From Gareth Age 10

Hi Richard,

My name is Alex. I have a joke for you.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
Ans.... A flat miner

Why are barbers such good drivers?
Ans..because they know all the short cuts

By the way I think your Dad's times table programme is brilliant. I am ADHD too and I like to write poetry. If you'd like some poems just let me know and I will send them to you (See some of Alexander's poems on our Creative ADDers page)

Best wishes

Alexander (aged 8)

If you've got any jokes or cartoons, then send them to me at the email address below. We will publish them here (space permitting) so please let us know if it's O.K. to add your name and email address to them. If you can't draw cartoons try adding a clever caption to a bit of clipart or drawing you've already got.

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